50 Shades of Broette

Broettes come in all different colors and shapes, for example I am one of those girls who is not that girly. I love to do other peoples make-up but I do not like make-up on myself, I love to look at fashion magazines but I love to wear band t-shirts and I wish I could wear pajamas all day every day, I am not romantic, I am childish, and somewhat shy. I believe I am in between of all the different types of broettes out there. My one and only girl best friend, Brenda, is more on the girly side. She loves to dress up, dye her hair, go shopping, do DIYs, wants to always be pampered by her husband, loves chocolates, and roses. I consider her a hopeless romantic but she is still a broette. We have a lot of friends in common and SURPRISE, SURPRISE, about 85 percent of those friends are guys. My good friend Lorena is the most bro-like girl  I have ever met. Lorena gets along with every guy she meets, the reason being she talks like a guy. Guys and Girls communicate differently. Guys are more direct and to the point while girls can talk about ANYTHING and say NOTHING. Also, when guys talk, they have a distinctive way of talking. There are things they say or talk about among other guys and it is as if they have their own language, well Lorena speaks that language. Of course there m ight be more girls like Lorena but all I can say is that every broette is different.